Got'cha!!!!

Bah, what the FUCK!

So each res at Western plays this game called “Got’cha”. How do you play? Everyone (who paid) is given a picture of someone in the building, and a rubber ball. All you have to do is find the person in this picture, touch them with the ball, and say “GOT’CHA”. After that, the person who was caught must surrender the picture of the person they were suppose to find (and every other picture they have on them if they caught someone else), and give it to the person who caught them, who now continues to get more people.

To sum things up: I have picture, that man is on my picture. Me touch man with ball, say “got’cha”. Man give me picture. If man caught other people beforehand, he give me picture as well. If bad man touch me with ball, I kick him nuts, and give him pictures.

My plan was hide, and hopefully by then my person will have accumulated enough pictures for me to take.

Day 1 I’m out. Of course, being Asian, I was already at a disadvantage (1250 students in the building, maybe like, 50 Asians, and they’re all probably reading in their room or preparing cheap goods which will be sold at a higher price in foreign markets).

How’d I get caught? I went to the cafeteria (which is out of bounds for people to catch you. Other places out of bounds are your own room and a classroom/lecture hall. I was waiting in line to pay for my sandwich, when this douche with a touque and aviator glasses stares me down. I’m all like “oh shit”, and head towards the exit, and speed walk outta there. THAT was my mistake. What the fuck? Speed walking? Unsurprisingly he caught me whilst I was in the elevator, and I gave him the picture I kept on me, which he put in his wallet with his other 3. Interesting thing about those other pictures: THEY WERE LIKE, ALL ASIAN. I hope this kid wins. Next time I’ll bleach my skin.