Ah, first day of snow in London (yesterday doesn't count because I wasn't outside when it snowed, fuck off). Nothing much to say about it; it's purdy, it's a bitch to walk in. Nevertheless, the first snow day granted me the perfect opportunity to heckle at the American on my floor:
"HOW DO YOU LIKE OUR WEATHER, YOU DAMN AMERICAN?"
"THIS IS CANADA SAYING FUCK YOU"
"WHY DON'T YOU GO SHOVEL A DRIVEWAY, ASSHOLE"
To which he replied "Why is it snowing in October?"
Perfectly valid question, but I'm not answering it (damn American).
**Disclaimer: If you are an American reading this blog, don't kick my ass please.
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