So a while ago I lost my iPod. Last weeks ago I lost my friend's (or more accurately, person who lives in the room next to me) iPod. This week I told her that I lost said iPod, telling her I lost it this weekend. It's funny that my parents told me "You have to pay her back, BUT DON'T TELL HER YOU LOST IT LAST WEEK, TELL HER THIS WEEK." A good lesson - glorify your fuckery. If I'm going down, it's going to be in the most spectacular manner, or so people will believe. Anyways, I told them this, to which she told me her brother will convey the price of the iPod to me. I gave them (her and her roommate) some fried rice (which I just happened to have in my stash of stuff I brought from home) out of goodwill, then I left. That is how you show Asians RESPECT.
So after I leave, her roommate comes in here and was like "omg, you made her cry. her brother bought her that iPod, etc." Of course, I figured she was lying (poker instincts kick in), but I went over there to check it out. So once I walk in there, there was silence, then some sad music started playing in the background. WTF? To which afterwards, the girl broke out into laughter. Nice try guys. I'll pay you back soon, just keep cool. Gotta get me an iPod/Zune right afterwards.
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